Narrator: You're watching Hey Arnold on Nickelodeon.
Helga: UGH! Watch where your going football head!
Arnold: Football head? My head's not the only thing shaped like a football. UH! UH! UH!
Cody: Cartoons have changed.
Joseph: Yeah, I don't remember this episode.
Junior: You know what guys? I'm bored of watching TV, I wanna do something fun.
Joseph: Like what?
Junior: I don't know...
Cody: Ooo! We could play Hide N' Seek!
Cody: In the dark...
Cody: Naked.
Junior: Or we could play regular Hide N' Seek.
Cody: Gay.
Joseph: Oh dude, let's play Hide N' Seek! Ooo, not it!
Cody: Not it!
Junior: Wait, uh, not it! Uh wait wait.
Joseph: No no, too late dude.
Cody: Too late, you have to count now, Junior.
Junior: Well that's not fair, I wasn't ready!
Cody: Well that's the point, Junior.
Junior: Fine, I'll count. What number do I count to?
Cody: Uhh, how about ten?
Joseph: Yeah yeah, that's good.
Junior: Okay fine, I'll count to ten.
Junior: One... Two...
Joseph: Cody, where are we going to hide at?
Cody: L-Lets hide in Juniors room.
Cody: Oh, okay dude.
Cody: Hurry, Joseph. Hurry!
Joseph: Okay!
Joseph: Okay Cody, where are we gonna hide in his room?
Cody: L-Let's hide in his bed. under the covers.
Joseph: What? In his bed?
Cody: Come on, he will never look here.
Junior: Eight, Nine,
Junior: Ten. READY OR NOT HERE I COME!
Junior: Okay, where did they hide at? Where did they hide at? WHAT! The door to my room is open! I left it closed.
Joseph: Dude, I think he's coming
Cody: Uh, hey Joseph. You, me, and Ken are already in bed together. So if you wanted to do something I only need about six seconds.
Joseph: Shut up Cody.
Junior: Okay, where are they in my room?
Joseph: Dude, Juniors in the room.
Cody: Shut up then Joseph.
Joseph: You shut up. You're always talking about gay stuff.
Cody: Well maybe have you threw me a bone every now and then they wouldn't have to talk about it so much.
Joseph: *muffled* Oh just shut up, Cody!
Junior: Huh?
Junior: Wait, I hear them! I hear them!
Junior: Where is the sound coming from?
Junior: I think it was coming from inside the wall. I think they're inside the wall!
Junior: They didn't think I would find him there, oh but they're not gonna fool me! They're inside the wall.
Cody: He thinks we're in the wall? What??
Joseph: What?
Okay, they're hiding in the wall and I'm going to find them because I'm the best of hide-and-seek!
**Junior fucking smash the wall with his MLG Hammer..**
**RIP WALL 2015-2017**
Junior: What, Where are they at?
Cody: JUNIOR WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO!?
Joseph: YEAH DUDE!!
Junior: Guys! Wait, you're in my bed?
Cody: YES JUNIOR! WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO TO YOUR WALL!!?!!
Joseph: Yeah!
Junior: Guys, I Thought you were hiding in the walls, so I took the hammer and hit a hole in it.
Cody: JUNIOR HOW WOULD WE EVEN GET INSIDE THE WALL?
Junior: Well, I thought that maybe, you like, you made a hole and then you got behind it and then you like plastered and painted it.
Cody: JUNIOR HOW WOULD WE HAVE TIME TO DO THAT IN TEN SECONDS!?
Joseph: Yeah dude.
Junior: I don't know...?
Cody: JUNIOR YOU'RE AN IDIOT! NOW YOUR DAD IS GOING TO GROUND YOU FOR MONTHS!!!
Junior: No he's not gonna ground me. Look, we can put the wall back together.
Junior: See look, you just put the pieces in Cody:Junior Your Retarded Junior: the... Wha- guys!
Guys, GUYS! there's something inside the wall. GUYS!
Junior: Guys, look what i found inside my wall!
Cody: Woah, it looks like an old newspaper.
Junior: What does it say?
Cody: Kid drowns in lake? Wha-
Cody: Junior, this looks just like the lake behind your house!
Junior: Wait, somebody died in the lake behind my house?!?!
Cody: That's what it says.
Joseph: Was it my mom?
Junior: When did it happen Cody?
Cody: It says it happened on September 13th, 1957
Junior: 1957, that's like a thousand years ago!
Joseph: Yeah!
Cody: No Junior, that was like sixty years ago.
Junior: Somebody drowned in the lake behind my house?
Cody: Yeah, I think so.
Junior: I want to find more about this! Come on guys!
Junior: Guys, I can't believe a kid actually drowned in the lake behind my house!
Cody: So Junior, how are you going to find out more about this?
Joseph: Yeah dude?
Junior: Well, I can call the cops because you know, obviously the cops know about this.
Junior: So, I can ask them about it.
Cody: Okay.
Junior: I'll call them.
**Insert classic and slightly overused Ding Dong sound effect**
Junior: Uh, hello?
Brooklyn T. Guy: Uh, yeah, I got a call that a kid just drowned!?
Junior: Uh, yeah, something like that, yeah.
Brooklyn T. Guy: Sh-Show me! Where's he at!?
Brooklyn T. Guy: Okay, where's the kid that drowned?
Junior: Well you see, there wasn't a kid that drowned today...
Brooklyn T. Guy: WHAT?! Why did you call me then!?
Junior: Well you see, I found this newspaper article about a kid that drowned the lake behind my house.
Brooklyn T. Guy: What? Wait. OHHHH, yeah! I remember my dad telling me something about this!
Junior: Wh-What, really?
Yeah. What did he say...?
**WHOOSH FLASHBACK EFFECT WOAH**
Younger Brooklyn T. Guy??: Hey, Papi! Can I go swimming in the lake?
Brooklyn T. Guy's Dad?: No boy!1! Theres a monster in that lake!11 He gon cut you up!11!
Brooklyn T. Guy : Aww, shucks!
Brooklyn T. Guy: What the fuck was that!?
Junior: Wait, wait. What?
Brooklyn T. Guy: That wasn't even the right flashback! I don't know what was going on there.
Junior: Wh... What?
Brooklyn T. Guy: Anyway, uh, yeah. Some kid drowned in this lake because he wasn't wearing floaties and his friends didn't help him.
Brooklyn T. Guy: So he died and now every Friday the 13th he comes out of the lake and kills kids.
Junior: Wh-Wh-Wait. WHAT!?
Brooklyn T. Guy: Yeah. Every Friday the 13th. He just kills a bunch of kids because he's mad that nobody helped him when he was drowning.
Junior: Wait. Every Friday the 13th he comes back and kills kids!?
Brooklyn T. Guy: Yeah.
Junior: When's the next Friday the 13th!?
Brooklyn T. Guy: Hmm... let me check. Uh... Oh! It's actually Today!
Junior: Wai-Wait. TODAY IS FRIDAY THE 13TH!!?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! And what are you suppose to be?
N***A It ain't Halloween! You are early af!
You got like 20 days, bro! Come on! Be serious!
What are you doing? With that dirty *** rusty hockey mask? OMG!
And, and... Where's you're Trick or Treat bucket? Oh, I have a sweet tooth ***! You don't even have your bucket! Come on!
Wait, wait-- Where's your parents? Where's your parents? Oh I get it. This is your first time Trick or Treating by yourself!
Oh, I'm a big boy looking ***! HO HO HO HO!
Come on, look. You messed up when you came to the back door. You're suppose to come to the front door if you wanted candy, you idiot!
DA DA DAAAA!!!!
Wait, what's that suppose to do? Come on, you're suppose to kill me? What's tha--